*NSFW* My Laptop is OLD

So now that I finally have a nice desk to work on my blog on my laptop, I have come to the realization that, well, my laptop is OLD as FUCK. The battery is shot, so I can't use it without keeping it plugged in. It takes too long to load any of the programs. The tracking pad (mouse) is beyond crappy. So, yeah, OLD as FUCK.

When I first got it, it was kinda zippy.  Now that I've had it for a few years (give or take a couple years), it is not as good.  I deal with it with some patience, and maybe some booze, because, hello, extremely fucking aggravating.  It is certainly maddening that I can't do even the basic shit without a struggle, but it's par for the course.  My only hope is that when I am finally able to get the podcast off the ground, it will make me some money so I can pick up a working replacement for this old girl. And maybe allow me to quit my job.  I don't know.  It's not much to ask for something less crappy to be able to ply my craft without issues.  Such is my life.  Nothing ever works out how I plan.  Especially when I try to type up an entry and my fingers grace the trackpad.

So yes, I am a bit aggravated now.  More so that I ran out of booze than the old laptop sitch. It would be nice if I had a strong drink so I can get some enjoyment out of writing a post.  I can settle for a mug of coffee, but it would be nice if I could add some Bailey's to it.

Small victories and fluffy bunnies.  Much love y'all.